2010 Classic: The Prince of Persia Hair
Why Jake Gyllenhaal? For a video game movie that proved that even “Parkour” and a “Dagger of Time” couldn’t save a bad script. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Prince of Persia Hair
2009 Classic: The Usain Bolt 200m
Why was 19.19 the new limit? Because he broke his own record again, proving that he wasn’t just racing people—he was racing the concept of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Usain Bolt 200m
2008 Classic: The 2008 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2008? Because when the economy falls to pieces, the legal fees are the glue that holds them together. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The 2008 Verdict
2008 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why Mad Men? For proving that cigarette advertisements could be considered high art. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Mad Men’s Mastery,… Read More »2008 Classic: Outstanding Drama
2008 Archive: The Wikipedia Edit War
Why was the intern busy? He was trying to change the entry for “Lehman Brothers” to “Ouch.” Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Wikipedia Edit War
2008 Vintage: The “Mercy” Duffy Vibe
Why was the griller begging for help? Because Duffy’s soulful voice made everyone feel like they were in a 1960s soul club while waiting for… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Mercy” Duffy Vibe
2007 Vintage: The Ugly Betty Fashion
Why the jokes? For a show that managed to make the fashion industry look as crazy as it actually is. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ugly Betty Fashion
2006 Archive: The Hat
I’m “capped” at my maximum character limit. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Wii-hab
I went to the doctor for a sore arm. He said, “You have Wii-itis. The cure is to play real tennis, but that requires going… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Wii-hab
2006 Archive: The Daniel Craig (Casino Royale) Bond
One. He doesn’t screw it in; he just stares at the socket until it lights up out of fear. Part of the 69 Light Bulb… Read More »2006 Archive: The Daniel Craig (Casino Royale) Bond