Disney made me feel bad for my own emotions. Now my “Sadness” is having an existential crisis about my “Joy.”
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!