2003 Legacy: The Camera Phone Explosion
Why are the 2003 photos so grainy? Because we finally had phones that could take pictures, but the resolution was so low that Grandma looked… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Camera Phone Explosion
2003 Archive: The MySpace Interrogation
Asking a grandchild who this “Tom” character is on their computer screen and demanding to know why a complete stranger is automatically listed as their… Read More »2003 Archive: The MySpace Interrogation
2002 Vintage: The Bachelor
A guy tries to give a rose to the bartender. The bartender says, “The answer is no. I’m sending you home tonight.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Bachelor
2002 Legacy: The Desktop
I’m a writer. I’m just “surface” level. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: Kelly Clarkson – “A Moment Like This”
Why was the witch crying on stage? Because she just won the first American Idol and realized her life would never be “dark and gloomy”… Read More »2002 Classic: Kelly Clarkson – “A Moment Like This”
2002 Legacy: The Anaheim Angels
Why were the monkeys in the stands? Because the “Rally Monkey” helped a Wild Card team win the World Series, proving that luck is real… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Anaheim Angels
2002 Vintage: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Fernando Vargas
Why was the “Golden Boy” so mean? Because he wanted to prove he wasn’t just a pretty face, so he broke Vargas’s spirit instead. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Fernando Vargas
2002 Classic: The Men in Black II Neuralyzer
Why did we need it? So we could forget that the sequel was exactly the same as the first movie, but with a talking dog… Read More »2002 Classic: The Men in Black II Neuralyzer
2001 Classic: The PlayStation 2
A guy says his PS2 is better than the bar’s TV. The bartender says, “My TV doesn’t crash.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The PlayStation 2
2001 Archive: The Pearl Harbor Length
Why the complaints? For a movie where the actual attack lasted 40 minutes, but the love triangle lasted roughly three business days. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Pearl Harbor Length