Why was the teenager still asleep in December? Because he took the song very literally and refused to rejoin the family until the new year.… Read More »2005 Vintage: Green Day – “Wake Me Up When September Ends”
“Oh yes, there will be blood.” “It’s just a shaving nick, stop being so dramatic.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips &… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Saw II
The principal announcing a school-wide ban on anyone shouting “I like to move it, move it!” in a king-julien accent during transition periods. Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Madagascar Echo
I’m “buzzing” about the new console. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the year feel so transformative? Because of the birth of YouTube, the Rise of the MySpace Top 8, and the realization that the… Read More »2005 Classic: The 2005 Final Music Vibe
Thug Motivation 101”: Why the “Snowman”? For the birth of the trap era as we know it, where the ad-libs were just as important as… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Young Jeezy “Let’s Get It
Why did Dad get so paranoid about the basement? Because the show premiered, and every time the heater made a noise, he was convinced a… Read More »2004 Vintage: Lost
Why did the Mac need a compass? Because Apple was tired of using Internet Explorer, so they built a “snappy” browser that felt like a… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser
Why did the boss keep tapping four glowing red buttons? He had the “Buttons-in-a-row” iPod and couldn’t figure out which one was “Play.” Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The iPod 3rd Gen
Asking a grandchild who this “Tom” character is on their computer screen and demanding to know why a complete stranger is automatically listed as their… Read More »2003 Archive: The MySpace Interrogation
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