2000 Classic: The Discman “Anti-Skip”
Why was the boy smiling? Because his “45-second G-Protection” meant he could finally drop his bag without the Backstreet Boys stuttering. Part of the 48… Read More »2000 Classic: The Discman “Anti-Skip”
2000 Archive: The Marilyn Manson “Holy Wood”
Why so serious? For the attempt to analyze violence in America, while most people were still just afraid of his makeup. Part of the 35… Read More »2000 Archive: The Marilyn Manson “Holy Wood”
2000 Classic: The Man
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted “cold hard cash.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium… Read More »2000 Classic: The Man
1999 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a dial tone sound like a sigh. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Phone
1999 Classic: The Fight Club Member
The first rule of Light Bulb Club is: You do not talk about the light bulb. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The Fight Club Member
1999 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait
I’ve been waiting so long the medicine is now past its expiration date. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix… Read More »1999 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait
1997 Vintage: The Starbucks
We now have a “regular” order. It costs as much as a gallon of gas and has more whip than a bakery. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Starbucks
1996 Legacy: The George Foreman Comeback
Why was George still in the ring? Because the grills were selling, but nothing hits quite like a paycheck for 12 rounds of heavy hitting.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The George Foreman Comeback
1995 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Doris
1995 Legacy: The Vision
“Doctor, will I be able to read after this eye surgery?” “Yes, absolutely.” “Great, because I never could before!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Vision