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2000 Classic: The Discman “Anti-Skip”

 Why was the boy smiling? Because his “45-second G-Protection” meant he could finally drop his bag without the Backstreet Boys stuttering.

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro04/28/2015 21:08Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Encarta_Explorer07/30/2012 12:59I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Married_With_Kids10/24/2009 01:44Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Tech_Support_Guy05/30/2010 09:42Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@WiFi_Zero_One12/13/1997 16:43Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Rocket_Power_9905/18/2008 13:08We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Warcraft_Orc05/29/1995 14:29Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Leeroy_Jenkins06/20/2002 11:26At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Annoying_Orange06/27/2012 23:19Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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