1999 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait

I’ve been waiting so long the medicine is now past its expiration date.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9703/27/2008 21:08Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Fight_Club_Tyler09/01/2003 20:26The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/10/2013 19:09Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Napoleon_Dyna12/10/2013 23:39Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Tagged_Network09/30/2013 00:48You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Leet_Speaker_7702/27/2008 23:517h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan02/10/2010 09:27Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.