2000 Classic: The Man

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted “cold hard cash.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

@Msdos_Commander08/21/2013 23:11C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Cyber_Traveler04/20/2013 23:32Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Offspring_Guy05/13/2004 11:06The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Double_Rainbow_G09/17/2009 23:21What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Top_List_Winner06/11/1999 00:56Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Lag_Victim_0108/11/2008 19:43I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost07/15/2000 21:37Laughing at the security of my own ribs!