1995 Legacy: The Vision

“Doctor, will I be able to read after this eye surgery?” “Yes, absolutely.” “Great, because I never could before!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/09/2013 10:45Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Doom_Guy10/16/2000 15:48Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes03/24/1998 15:22Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Tech_Support_Guy04/24/2010 06:43Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Diva_Plavalaguna12/07/2014 14:16The highest note of humor!

@Loituma_Girl09/23/1997 01:54Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Fire_Background11/25/2014 17:44This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Homestar_Runner06/24/1996 21:05That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Smosh_Old_School02/24/1998 17:09Back when the internet was simple and funny.