Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
First! And it’s funny!