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2005 Vintage: The Bee

 I’m “buzzing” about the new console.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker08/15/2002 11:32It really whips the llama's ass!
@Linux_Distro_Fan02/12/2007 10:24Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan09/02/2005 17:16I am crying... with laughter!
@Pirate_Bay_9911/26/2011 10:01Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/23/1999 07:04Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Doge_Much_Funny08/29/2012 18:07Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Ermahgerd_Girl07/11/2013 01:22ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Troll_Face_Real02/12/1996 04:09Problem? No, just laughs!

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