Why are the 2003 photos so grainy? Because we finally had phones that could take pictures, but the resolution was so low that Grandma looked like a blurry cryptid.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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