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2001 Archive: The Pearl Harbor Length

Why the complaints? For a movie where the actual attack lasted 40 minutes, but the love triangle lasted roughly three business days.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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