2022 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Dictating his AI prompts” into a 128GB stick. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2022 “ChatGPT &… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
2022 Vintage: The Spider
I’m “weaving” through the spider-verse. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Gentleminions
“Why are you wearing a tuxedo to a kids’ movie?” “I’m a Gentleminion! It’s a TikTok trend!” “You’re 42, Harold. You look like a disturbed waiter who got… Read More »2022 Classic: The Gentleminions
2021 Legacy: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Variant Specialist.’ He just showed me a Greek dictionary and cried. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Specialist
2021 Classic: The Old Movie
“The beach makes us age faster!” “In 2021, just reading the news does the same thing. I’ve aged ten years since breakfast.” Part of the 55 Adult… Read More »2021 Classic: The Old Movie
2020 Archive: The Rob Gronkowski Comeback
Why did “Gronk” leave retirement? Because Tom Brady called and said, “I’m going to Tampa, they have sun and no Belichick,” and Gronk just packed… Read More »2020 Archive: The Rob Gronkowski Comeback
2020 Archive: The Happiest Season Drama
Kristen Stewart and a closeted Christmas. 2020 is for the “Holiday Rom-Com” fans. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Archive: The Happiest Season Drama
2020 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Anne Hathaway? For The Last Thing He Wanted and The Witches, the ultimate “What happened to my Oscar luck?” tour. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
2020 Archive: The “Deployment” to the Living Room
Why did the National Guard love 2020? Because for the first time, “Defending the Homeland” meant setting up a field hospital in a convention center… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Deployment” to the Living Room
2020 Vintage: Drive-Thru Haunted Houses
Why were the monsters chasing cars? Because “staying in your vehicle” was the only way to get jump-scared without violating local health ordinances. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: Drive-Thru Haunted Houses