Why did “Gronk” leave retirement? Because Tom Brady called and said, “I’m going to Tampa, they have sun and no Belichick,” and Gronk just packed his party shirts.
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D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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