2021 Classic: The Old Movie

“The beach makes us age faster!” “In 2021, just reading the news does the same thing. I’ve aged ten years since breakfast.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »

@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/09/2004 15:34This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Blade_Runner_201901/06/2001 06:50All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@One_Does_Not_S09/01/2008 07:05One does not simply read one joke.

@Mocking_Sponge09/04/2013 04:00mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Not_Bad_Obama07/22/2008 08:19Not bad. Not bad at all.