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Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven?

A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:

She heard the new update was ‘hot’.

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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven?”

  1. User_205
    User_205 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.

  2. User_247
    User_247 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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