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2022 Classic: The Best Original Song

Why did Billie Eilish win for No Time to Die? To prove that if you sing a Bond song with enough whispery sadness, the Oscar is yours.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Best Picture Win
Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
Why did the Academy give the acting award to four women at once? ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
Why did the winners wear monster shoes? To prove that if you can ...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling’s "Kenergy"
Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »

😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
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2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
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2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Talladega_N_R07/03/2012 07:32If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Grinds_My_Gears03/30/2011 10:38You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Web_Crawler_9608/01/2006 05:40Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan05/05/2011 19:28OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Troll_Face_Real02/03/2003 05:00Problem? No, just laughs!
@iPhone_User_0706/02/1996 00:44There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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