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1999 Classic: The Star Wars

 I watched The Phantom Menace. It was “Jar Jar”-ingly funny.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus05/09/2013 19:39What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Ferris_Bueller10/06/2009 14:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Austin_Powers_Y10/22/2010 03:24Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Goldmember_I_L05/09/2004 00:39I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Baxter_The_Dog04/06/2013 04:08Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Overly_Attached01/16/2005 22:58I’m watching you... read this joke!
@True_Story_Neil03/13/2003 17:03True story! I was there!
@Browser_War_V09/16/2001 16:12Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Tablet_User_1009/29/1999 08:06Tapping my way to a good mood.

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