A guy tries to walk through the back of the liquor cabinet. The bartender says, “That’s just a wall, Aslan. Sit back down.”
Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!