2018 Legacy: Queer Eye (Reboot)
Why were we all crying over a French tuck? Because the Fab Five arrived in 2018 to tell us that avocados and self-care could fix… Read More »2018 Legacy: Queer Eye (Reboot)
2017 Archive: La La Land vs. Moonlight
Why was the gift announcement so awkward? Because everyone was afraid the person reading the tag would say “This is for Mike,” then pause and… Read More »2017 Archive: La La Land vs. Moonlight
2016 Classic: The Election
We agreed to a “No Politics” rule at dinner. Now we just sit in total silence, staring at our forks, radiating enough passive-aggressive energy to… Read More »2016 Classic: The Election
2016 Legacy: The Zika Virus Scare
Why was the White House concerned? To remind us that while we were fighting over “Walls,” nature was busy sending “Mosquitoes” across the border. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Zika Virus Scare
2015 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Calculator
2015 Vintage: Outstanding Comedy
Why Veep? For proving that incompetence in the White House is the ultimate American comedy. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2015 “Jon… Read More »2015 Vintage: Outstanding Comedy
2015 Classic: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to wait for the next movie. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Classic: The Bear
2015 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the spoilers of the new trilogy. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Escape
2015 Vintage: The “Selfie” in the Dictionary
Why was it the Word of the Year? Because in 2015, if you didn’t take a photo of yourself doing something, did it even happen… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Selfie” in the Dictionary
2015 Legacy: The Poet
“The glass is a hollow heart, waiting for the spark of life.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Poet