2009 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2008 Legacy: The Firewall
I’m “blocking” out the bad news. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Babysitter” Vibe
Why The Women? For being a remake of a classic that managed to make an all-female cast feel like a step backward for feminism. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Babysitter” Vibe
2007 Legacy: The Final 2007 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Slip”? Because we slipped into a recession, slipped into a new digital reality, and politicians realize that the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Final 2007 Political Vibe
2007 Classic: The Subprime Mortgage Crisis
Why did the housing market start to collapse? Because banks realized that lending half a million dollars to a cat with no job wasn’t a… Read More »2007 Classic: The Subprime Mortgage Crisis
2005 Legacy: The Comic Sans Announcement Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the parish office to stop using the Comic Sans font for serious updates, forcing the secretary to reluctantly switch to… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Comic Sans Announcement Ban
2005 Classic: The Narnia
A guy tries to walk through the back of the liquor cabinet. The bartender says, “That’s just a wall, Aslan. Sit back down.” Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Narnia
2004 Legacy: The Frasier Ending
A guy says, “I’m listening.” The bartender says, “I’m pouring.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Frasier Ending
2004 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did Howard Shore win? Because he gave us a theme song that made walking to the grocery store feel like a quest to save… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2004 Legacy: The Ear Exam
“I hear a ringing.” “Is it your ringtone?” “No, I think it’s my soul crying about the co-pay.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ear Exam