Why did the housing market start to collapse? Because banks realized that lending half a million dollars to a cat with no job wasn’t a “bold investment strategy” after all.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
The farce is strong with this one!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
The magic man... is laughing!