2000 Classic: Tom Hanks (Cast Away)
Why did we all cry over a volleyball? Because Tom Hanks proved that in 2000, Wilson was a better co-star than most of the actors… Read More »2000 Classic: Tom Hanks (Cast Away)
2000 Vintage: The Scary Movie Parody
Why was everyone shouting “Wassup!”? Because the Budweiser commercial combined with the movie turned a simple greeting into a 5-minute vocal exercise. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Scary Movie Parody
1999 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child
My wife keeps singing “Say My Name.” I said her name. She said, “Not like that! With attitude!” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child
1999 Classic: The Star Wars
I watched The Phantom Menace. It was “Jar Jar”-ingly funny. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Tech-Deck Distraction
Why did the math teacher keep hearing a tiny plastic clicking noise? Because the boys were using miniature finger-skateboards to pull off kickflips on the… Read More »1999 Classic: The Tech-Deck Distraction
1999 Legacy: The Pets.com Puppy
Why did the CEO spend the marketing budget on a sock puppet? Because in 1999, a dog with a microphone was a solid business plan.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Pets.com Puppy
1997 Legacy: The Late Night
A guy comes home at 4 AM. His wife says, “You’re late!” He says, “No, I’m just extremely early for tomorrow.” Part of the 49… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Late Night
1997 Legacy: The David Bowie “Earthling” Jungle
Why the Union Jack coat? For the Thin White Duke’s 1997 attempt to show the kids that he was doing Drum and Bass long before… Read More »1997 Legacy: The David Bowie “Earthling” Jungle
1997 Classic: The Video Camera
Why was the dad’s shoulder hurting? He was lugging a full-sized VHS camcorder to “capture the memories” in 240p resolution. Part of the 50 Travel… Read More »1997 Classic: The Video Camera
1996 Legacy: Scream
Why did everyone stop answering the phone during the holidays? Because in 1996, a simple “Hello?” sounded like the start of a horror movie trivia… Read More »1996 Legacy: Scream