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1999 Legacy: The Pets.com Puppy

 Why did the CEO spend the marketing budget on a sock puppet? Because in 1999, a dog with a microphone was a solid business plan.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower11/11/2007 20:40The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Flash_Animator12/19/2012 20:21I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Lion_King_Simba03/29/1998 09:51Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Msdos_Expert05/03/2002 02:30DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/12/2011 09:26My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Hellboy_Red01/04/2011 12:34I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Trainspotting_Rent03/24/2001 00:58Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Success_Kid_Win09/20/1998 14:29Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Orkut_Member_9904/21/2006 06:40A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Mondo_Media_X07/16/2011 01:54Top tier web animation humor!

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