Why the wig? Because Sia decided she didn’t want to be famous, so she hired a 12-year-old dancer to swing from light fixtures while she sang from the corner.
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2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
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2025 Archive: The Sabrina Carpenter “Tall & Sweet”
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40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition
In 2007, the music industry felt like a sci-fi movie. Rihanna bec...read more »
2024 Archive: The Shaboozey “A Bar Song”
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42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2025 “Oasis Mania, GTA VI Soundtracks & The AI-Pop Singularity” Edition
In 2025, the music industry stopped chasing the future and decide...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2013 “Get Lucky, Pure Heroine & The Wrecking Ball” Edition
In 2013, the pop world went from minimal to maximal in a heartbea...read more »
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In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.