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2025 Archive: The Sabrina Carpenter “Tall & Sweet”

Why the movie? For Sabrina turning her pop stardom into a Hollywood career while still having the catchiest hooks on the radio.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2025 “Oasis Mania, GTA VI Soundtracks & The AI-Pop Singularity” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Central Cee “World Wide”
Why the global features? For the UK rapper who officially made Br...read more »
2025 Archive: The Doja Cat “Silence”
Why the social media detox? For Doja letting the music do the tal...read more »
2024 Archive: The Death of Françoise Hardy
Why the style icon? The goodbye to the muse of French pop and a s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Death of a Legend (2025 Shock)
Why the silent guitars? For the heartbreaking loss of a major roc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Billie Eilish “Hit Me Hard and Soft”
Why the blue? Because Billie and Finneas returned with a dreamlik...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Radical Optimism”
Why the pool? An album that promised "psychedelia" delivered a so...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Steve Albini
Why the engineering legend? The loss of the man who gave the soun...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/17/1997 10:47That still only counts as one laugh!
@Malware_Hunter06/11/2001 05:09Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Jackass_Johnny07/09/2003 05:13Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Anchorman_Ron10/13/1998 20:43I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Beanie_Campbell01/19/1995 05:28True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Scumbag_Steve_X04/02/2014 07:54Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@First_World_P10/19/2011 17:12My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Confused_Travolta09/15/1999 06:08Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Captain_Obvious12/19/2006 04:19This is a comment on a funny joke.

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