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2000 Classic: Tom Hanks (Cast Away)

 Why did we all cry over a volleyball? Because Tom Hanks proved that in 2000, Wilson was a better co-star than most of the actors in Hollywood.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior11/05/2010 20:25I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Pizza_Pizza_9902/02/2008 13:47Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/25/2001 23:31I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Sum41_Skater02/07/2010 16:24In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Digimon_Tamer11/01/2002 18:35My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Get_Flash_Player03/03/1995 18:12Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Reddit_Original10/01/2003 16:02The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Keep_Calm_Fan06/03/2005 20:12Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Viewer_Number_108/23/2006 15:47First! And it’s funny!

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