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1999 Classic: The Tech-Deck Distraction

Why did the math teacher keep hearing a tiny plastic clicking noise? Because the boys were using miniature finger-skateboards to pull off kickflips on the edges of their geometry textbooks.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Grunge_Lord_9402/20/1997 14:38I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
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@GL_HF_Runner10/07/2008 23:35Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
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