1999 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child

My wife keeps singing “Say My Name.” I said her name. She said, “Not like that! With attitude!”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@SoundBlaster_AWE07/13/2011 08:22Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Donnie_Darko_8809/16/2001 10:55Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Diva_Plavalaguna11/30/2015 08:17The highest note of humor!

@Best_Viewed_IE401/21/2011 02:22Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Club_Penguin_Kid12/09/2000 23:52Waddle on over and read this!