Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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