A guy says, “I’m listening.” The bartender says, “I’m pouring.”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Standard classic. Never gets old.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.