2009 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entire...read more »

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »

Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager point...read more »

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matc...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

Refusing to step inside an autonomous rideshare vehicle because "...read more »

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »

In 2008, growing older meant gazing at a world completely obsesse...read more »

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the...read more »

In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

In 2016, growing older meant observing a society that had complet...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/01/1995 11:59Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Mainframe_Manny08/25/2004 07:40Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Kernel_Panic_9801/04/2011 07:47This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Firewire_Fan09/21/2004 05:43Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Liger_Owner_X10/25/2003 14:50It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Anchorman_Ron10/01/1998 06:44I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.