“I made a wish to a beautiful devil.” “And?” “She turned into my wife and asked why I was talking to the toaster.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
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In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
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"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
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A: Because she wanted...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
This is why we need the internet.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!