2010 Legacy: The Exercise

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9009/17/1996 13:36In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Java_Applet_User10/05/2001 06:25This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Pirates_Jack_S06/17/2011 15:11But you have heard of this joke!

@Napster_Search01/24/1998 19:37Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Jesus_Quintana08/19/2001 12:21Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Korn_Follower05/09/2009 09:37Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Trololo_Man_7007/25/2005 09:58Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Infoseek_Explorer06/04/1997 01:20Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Arthas_Fan_0210/11/1999 07:11Succeeding you, father... in laughing!