Why was the gift announcement so awkward? Because everyone was afraid the person reading the tag would say “This is for Mike,” then pause and say, “Wait, there’s a mistake—this is actually for Sarah!”
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
No way! That’s too much!