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2004 Archive: Van Helsing

Why was Hugh Jackman so busy? Because he had to fight Dracula, the Wolfman, and Frankenstein’s monster all in one movie, and he still had time to maintain his hair extensions.

Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »

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2022 Legacy: Minions
The Rise of Gru (GentleMinions): Why were there teenagers in full...read more »
2022 Vintage: Morbius
Why did the vampire say "It's Morbin' Time"? He didn't actually s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King01/11/2001 19:09Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Scanner_Darkly12/25/2013 08:17I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Tank_Operator12/26/2000 06:33Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Tyler_Durden_Real03/13/2010 21:51Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan04/09/2011 21:18Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Yugioh_Duelist01/18/1999 03:29You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Hide_The_Pain_H04/30/2010 19:03I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@CompuServe_Classic10/29/2010 23:13Premium humor for premium members.
@Believe_It_Or_N04/12/2013 09:17I choose to believe it’s funny.

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