Why did the vampire say “It’s Morbin’ Time”? He didn’t actually say it in the movie, but the internet memed it so hard they released the film twice just to watch it fail again.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
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2024 Classic: Moo Deng
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2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
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31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
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2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
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In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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