2015 Legacy: The Calculator

She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »

My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »

Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »

In 2005, the phrase "Broadcast Yourself" became a reality, and we...read more »

In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

In 2022, we were all obsessed with finding five-letter words and ...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very...read more »

In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »

A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law bei...read more »

In 2025, we finally reached the point where computers can think f...read more »

@Geocities_Builder09/13/2010 15:12I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee05/22/1999 22:32A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Silk_Road_Ghost05/21/2001 01:56Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Ermahgerd_Girl10/01/2013 17:23ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Clans_Leader_9912/04/2014 18:18Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Salad_Fingers_F09/13/2015 16:13I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Hat_Tip_Sir05/04/2005 00:39M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Web_2_0_Fan03/31/2000 15:53This is the future of humor!