She’s the “Midwest Princess” and she’s currently taking over every 2024 festival with a giant wig and a lot of attitude.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
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My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »
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I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!