For being too much of a “waist” in class. Some accessories just don’t know how to focus on the lesson.
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
this made me smile after a long day at work. thank u for posting this!