What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
One billion... laughs!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!