2025 Archive: The Little Pig

What do you call a pig that’s an astronaut? “Ham-strong.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

An orca-stra.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9010/30/2001 07:44In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/25/1995 21:53Alrighty then! Super funny.

@XFiles_Spooky_M03/24/2011 06:17Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Hercules_Xena08/22/2004 15:38By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Reservoir_Joe03/22/1996 01:08Professional humor for professional people.

@Charlie_Bit_Me09/27/2010 07:45Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Friday_Rebecca06/15/2002 14:30Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Success_Kid_Win04/23/2007 15:26Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.