2018 Classic: The Bluetooth Physical
My doctor tried to check my heart with a ‘Bluetooth Stethoscope’. It kept pairing with my car. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bluetooth Physical
2018 Vintage: The Smallfoot
“I found a human!” “In 2018, that’s getting harder and harder to find—everyone is just a screen and a thumb.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Smallfoot
2018 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2017 Vintage: The Darkest Hour
I told her I’m Winston Churchill. She told me I’m just a guy who likes naps and cigars. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Darkest Hour
2017 Vintage: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2017 Bestie! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Tank
2016 Archive: The Bitcoin
Why did the blonde try to polish her hard drive? She heard Bitcoins were “digital gold.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Bitcoin
2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Aubrey Plaza for Dirty Grandpa? For being in a movie that was so crude it made Movie 43 look like a Sunday morning cartoon. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2016 Archive: The Hidden Figures Genius
A movie that proved that NASA was built on math and the brilliance of women the history books forgot. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2016 Archive: The Hidden Figures Genius
2015 Archive: The Spectre Mystery
“I’m a man of mystery.” “The only mystery is how you managed to lose the car keys twice in one morning.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Spectre Mystery
2015 Archive: The Smart-Watch Hypochondriac
I used to check my pulse with my fingers. Now I check it with a $400 piece of titanium that also tells me it might… Read More »2015 Archive: The Smart-Watch Hypochondriac