I used to check my pulse with my fingers. Now I check it with a $400 piece of titanium that also tells me it might rain in 20 minutes.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.