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2018 Classic: The Bluetooth Physical

My doctor tried to check my heart with a ‘Bluetooth Stethoscope’. It kept pairing with my car.

Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original02/06/2010 21:43Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Linux_Kernel_0.105/09/2005 02:52Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Zoolander_Blue01/20/2005 15:13Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@DVD_Rom_King07/17/2007 06:49More capacity for humor on this site!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/18/1998 14:21In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller01/16/2001 15:21Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Hide_The_Pain_H12/18/2008 00:03I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Construction_Dig12/26/2002 01:05Still digging for more humor!
@Hi5_Pro_User09/20/2004 07:00High five for this joke!

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