2014 Vintage: The Sheep
I’m “following” the top creators. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The “Stryker” in the Snow
Why did it slide? Because “High-Tech Mobility” doesn’t include “Winter Tires” in the basic package. Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Stryker” in the Snow
2012 Classic: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Classic: The Owl
2011 Legacy: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining followers. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Space
I “need” more GBs for my photos. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Facebook “Movie”
Why was the accountant staring at the screen? He watched The Social Network and now thinks he’s one “Algorithm” away from a billion dollars. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Facebook “Movie”
2009 Archive: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way out of the decade. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni
Why was the French President so happy? Because he proved that even if your approval rating is 20%, you can still marry a supermodel as… Read More »2008 Archive: Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni
2008 Legacy: The “Just Dance” Gaga
She just told me to “spin that record, babe,” and I’ve been spinning ever since. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Just Dance” Gaga
2007 Archive: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bank Vault