Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.