2014 Vintage: The Sheep

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🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/01/2007 06:04I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@AskJeeves_Fan03/01/2002 05:56Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan01/04/2015 19:52Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/28/2007 13:47It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F05/19/1996 09:09The future is laughing at us.

@Trainspotting_Rent10/21/2004 09:37Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Transformers_OP05/25/2008 12:56Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Footloose_Ren10/30/2010 15:35Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Flickr_User_0401/28/2015 17:33A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.