2012 Classic: The Owl

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do!

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@Retro_Gamer_Girl12/02/2013 08:23Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Optical_Mouse_9903/17/2011 17:34I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/28/1999 08:21Super green! Hilarious!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/17/2009 22:18The Dude abides... this joke.

@Reddit_Original02/24/1997 11:24The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Blogger_Default09/03/2015 06:59Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Salad_Fingers_F08/03/2006 19:55I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Epic_Fail_Guy11/17/2012 13:06This joke is an Epic Win!